Post by Degree on Nov 19, 2013 14:19:57 GMT -5
Wolf: GRRR, IM GONNA EAT YOU AND WIN THE GAME.
Hahaha, man. Isn't that just hysterical how we always have those vicious beasts killing us off left and right? They're always missing their "key" material and don't even notice that we don't notice that they don't notice we all don't know. Funny, it really is. I mean, how could wolves even exist if at first they weren't....
PUPPIES!
We all gotta start somewhere and the origin of wolves is in their cute and adorable spawns < 3
Why haven't we thought of this idea before?!
Puppies:
- Must act adorable
- Can only kill every 2 rounds because their teeth have yet to fully come in
- They can be protected by their mother wolves during a hanging: Rabbit Win or Respectful loss?!
- Are easier to track down because they don't know better
- Aw darn, they gotta grow up sooner or later. It's plainly optional for them to have a certain period, those poor pups aren't ready!
- They get a treat if they win!
Love Puppies:
- A little different than regular puppies: But very alike!
- They choose one person to fall in love with at the start and after three rounds, that person becomes a wolf if they are still alive!
- The mate can turn into a pup without the first being alive, but...NO, NO THAT. THAT'S TOO LONELY.
[li]Sadly, it can still only kill every 2 rounds - So do their new mates! Puppy love only works once the entire game, too
Boy Wolf: BBY I LUV U < 3
Girl Wolf: BBY I NEED U < 3
Homeward Bound Puppies:
- The only type that has to talk with Mama wolf before making a kill
- Can send a rabbit home for another one to be killed-- wait, isn't that disobeying their parents? What a rebellious ability!
- Stars in a movie if they win; but no cats.
Bunnies and Puppies:
- Best friends till the end
- Must like "Fox and the Hound" (only the first one is required)
- Required to keep each other alive or they will become so overly-attached and die from severe BFF loss (ONE WEEK RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO)
More coming soon...
Let our pups be free to reign over this game! Because as a man once said, we "started from the bottom" and now "we're here". Thank you all for taking your time to read this. Signed,
-- Degree
The Knightly Jester, Sexy Stallion Captain, and friend to those who want to bring puppies into the wolf pack.
