Post by K O N ★ on Feb 21, 2012 9:19:33 GMT -5
I decided to put the words together which takes a long time =_____=
BUT it's okay because I put the PRO in procrastination for other things.
Here's the mini game; THREE WORD STORY COLLABORATION
STORY 1
Once, there was a valiant Prince who hated yaoi but loved yuri, went on a long journey to recover the lost Goblet of Holy Skittles and Rainbows, but they hid Lyon and Heart under Vespira’s couch! Foot fetishes are the Prince’s favourite thing to do when he is questing so hard. Xetty is awesome and helps him.
Meanwhile, back at Vespira’s couch, Vespira was hiding Lyon and Heart from their feelings. They had been separated from palm trees. They loved coconuts at the homestead, where the grail and they loved that shiny grail more than life. But the Prince figured that Lyon would break it so he made a chocolate goose to hunt them. Then, a super amazing Fluffy went to Vespira’s couch to rape rabbits, particularly Heart, because he likes Lyon and thinks Lyon contracted exploding herpes and went blind.
The Prince searched for a cure with the help of scary Fluffy; he looked far for the yaoi to destroy it! Then, Echi appeared and killed him with her love of stabby knives! Somehow things changed Fluffy and Echi into lesbian lovers with Prince dead they left to Hogwarts, school of dreadfully dead Dumbledores.Oh that’s terrible. But not really. It is, man! But I digress! Ur a faget. At the school. IT’S A JOKE. Let’s move on. Holy Mother of…. Ok moving on… There they learned the Grail’s location!
It was in Rin’s big small ass for some reason! Out it came with Kit’s help. Pull, tug, *pop*! Out it CAME! It was messy and so fantastic. My mom cried from the feeling and she continued to cry a lot, yet she couldn’t so she exploded all over Kit, who then took a hot bath.
STORY 2
Xetka is awesome. So she said, “Give me 10 giant mutant babies so I could trade them for many Pokemon cards. And then she clubbed baby seals and ate little pieces of crunchy brainz! Brainz! Brainz! But then he saw little shotas with loli Rin listening to ‘Toxic’ and doing something epically fail to see how it all turns out.
Then clowns came with apple pies on Kit’s penis which danced like a graceful ballerina that looked very distracted and disturbed, stumbling down stairs into a guy who appeared drunk. His name was Mr Charlie Chaplin Roosevelt the 3rd and with a machete he cuts through the ballerina who is prancing around like a walrus without a tusk to show. And then she quietly creeped about on wooden stilts while cutting a carrot for the rabbit stew because he had decided that he was feeling rather strange with all the crazy nutcases eating really small children. But then again, they were very deliciously squishy and stupid small children.
So in the kitchen I made me a sammich using bacon and, and some cheese and small children who do drugs and are in a whole lot of trouble because they ate bees cause they are a bunch of exceptionally stupid children with bumbling bambling coloured trousers and uncoloured suspenders which are very ugly. They are fed to ravenous kittens and other types of carnivorous animals and hippopotamuses who are not related to rhymenocerouses , whatever that is which is awesome or is it? That’s an interesting thing that nobody really actually knows because only the ones who have a brain damage can understand this because I like crazy things because I am crazy.
This craziness makes me insane in this crazy world and not much in the real way of doing everything in this bath of chocolate with crocodiles in sparkly yellow bathing suits dancing ballet with fairies and brightpink green and red turtles that are tasty in soup and for soap opera or for a nice play involving ponies and pink dragons wearing nice golden earrings of the hoopy (kind)made by a crazy Swiss watch maker who is insane because he went out with and elephant from South Egypt and a blue donkey and god knows what other things he has used for his own foolery to progress to the realms of King Arthur and his gallant who is me who lost to no one ever except for random guy is cooking horses with raspberry jam and other assorted condiments which taste like pickled chicken feet. (Kon Notes; That was one sentence and a freakishly long one too.)
Even though they thought it was an unforgivable thing because crazy in love was the Swiss watch with a lazy hair lip that shone through the fluffy golden beautiful of the syrupy knife blade stick impaled deep into a horrible looking juicy apple’s core of nuclear waste that came from a pineapple under furnace with people who were burnt by radioactive toxic which they caught in the sea during a fight with a caterpillar and a large glass of milk. He then drank a glass of deliciously chilled and sweet llama milk fresh from the farm far away in a galaxy caramel bar of fudge with some sliced strawberries placed all around the fudge.
Then mister Crowley played epic kickball with his awesome shoes which were purple like a chicken with very large and very cold feet, as it was not completely uncommon to hear of because they were made by the corporate scumbags who like making chocolate. But this chocolate was actually the dirt of a grease monkey who likes to eat and sleep all day long, but a bloody Wobbuffet has no patience because a bumbling oaf chose to eat a raging bears intestines as it was filled with sweet delicious furry and rash from the depths of the abyss in my soul. The cute little army of dark rainbow ponies with diamonds and other very cool and yet distinctly shimmering blue Pegasus with coins glowed like a rainbow storm in a large rainbow unicorns because that’s pretty manly because unicorns are about as awesome as me and that’s saying a pig can fly.
STORY 3
Once upon a time in a mystical land afar far away where dragons roamed the endless robotic suburbs some stuff happened with hot babes and copius amounts of machineguns and sweet maple syrup and lazy robots in full regalia of high school outfits of the Japanese because Japanese outfits are apparently sailor but look incredibly bad on middle-aged hairy men who got nothing to eat but soap. And after that, they went partying all night but someone hid skittles and danced in front of the panda cub for money because of rainbows and unicorns that appeared in mother's toilet bowl before it attacked Cloud and Pandora because they were secret lovers which wanted to make a pact so that they could eat Kuro who really tasted quite sexilicious. Then suddenly, a big radioactive banana dropped out from a melon that ate your eyes. Although they were delicious and delectable Fruit loops that fell from a bra which is worn by only a couple of squirrels in a little town in rainbow jellybean world. However they ate only red apples for the lolz that is why they are now in Unlucky's bedroom, who is wondering what happens to the march hare when Poseidon is raging over his deadly body of coagulated flesh and bring it on.
"Come at me bro!", said Crack. But no one dares to slap his so cute and funny while he drew on Rin's ass. A butterfly with a brick on his big powerful wand which he ate before exploding like a big fluff ball of chicken feathers, but the rain caused an unfortunate tsunami that makes the end of the line for Degree but was revived. No revive. Kill! What are you blabbering about you son of a dog in heaven? When there are weird masks floating in a great beautiful fantastic kingdom of Rabbit Doubt. Kuro became a wolf not completely enveloped by Echi's Flyleaf song which which was equal to 1000000000000000000000000000000000 atomic bombs.... Page 22
Notes:
Over time the number of words doesn’t add up to a multiple of 3, so yeah >__>
BUT it's okay because I put the PRO in procrastination for other things.
Here's the mini game; THREE WORD STORY COLLABORATION
I'll update this when I feel like it.
STORY 1
Once, there was a valiant Prince who hated yaoi but loved yuri, went on a long journey to recover the lost Goblet of Holy Skittles and Rainbows, but they hid Lyon and Heart under Vespira’s couch! Foot fetishes are the Prince’s favourite thing to do when he is questing so hard. Xetty is awesome and helps him.
Meanwhile, back at Vespira’s couch, Vespira was hiding Lyon and Heart from their feelings. They had been separated from palm trees. They loved coconuts at the homestead, where the grail and they loved that shiny grail more than life. But the Prince figured that Lyon would break it so he made a chocolate goose to hunt them. Then, a super amazing Fluffy went to Vespira’s couch to rape rabbits, particularly Heart, because he likes Lyon and thinks Lyon contracted exploding herpes and went blind.
The Prince searched for a cure with the help of scary Fluffy; he looked far for the yaoi to destroy it! Then, Echi appeared and killed him with her love of stabby knives! Somehow things changed Fluffy and Echi into lesbian lovers with Prince dead they left to Hogwarts, school of dreadfully dead Dumbledores.
It was in Rin’s big small ass for some reason! Out it came with Kit’s help. Pull, tug, *pop*! Out it CAME! It was messy and so fantastic. My mom cried from the feeling and she continued to cry a lot, yet she couldn’t so she exploded all over Kit, who then took a hot bath.
STORY 2
Xetka is awesome. So she said, “Give me 10 giant mutant babies so I could trade them for many Pokemon cards. And then she clubbed baby seals and ate little pieces of crunchy brainz! Brainz! Brainz! But then he saw little shotas with loli Rin listening to ‘Toxic’ and doing something epically fail to see how it all turns out.
Then clowns came with apple pies on Kit’s penis which danced like a graceful ballerina that looked very distracted and disturbed, stumbling down stairs into a guy who appeared drunk. His name was Mr Charlie Chaplin Roosevelt the 3rd and with a machete he cuts through the ballerina who is prancing around like a walrus without a tusk to show. And then she quietly creeped about on wooden stilts while cutting a carrot for the rabbit stew because he had decided that he was feeling rather strange with all the crazy nutcases eating really small children. But then again, they were very deliciously squishy and stupid small children.
So in the kitchen I made me a sammich using bacon and, and some cheese and small children who do drugs and are in a whole lot of trouble because they ate bees cause they are a bunch of exceptionally stupid children with bumbling bambling coloured trousers and uncoloured suspenders which are very ugly. They are fed to ravenous kittens and other types of carnivorous animals and hippopotamuses who are not related to rhymenocerouses , whatever that is which is awesome or is it? That’s an interesting thing that nobody really actually knows because only the ones who have a brain damage can understand this because I like crazy things because I am crazy.
This craziness makes me insane in this crazy world and not much in the real way of doing everything in this bath of chocolate with crocodiles in sparkly yellow bathing suits dancing ballet with fairies and bright
Even though they thought it was an unforgivable thing because crazy in love was the Swiss watch with a lazy hair lip that shone through the fluffy golden beautiful of the syrupy knife blade stick impaled deep into a horrible looking juicy apple’s core of nuclear waste that came from a pineapple under furnace with people who were burnt by radioactive toxic which they caught in the sea during a fight with a caterpillar and a large glass of milk. He then drank a glass of deliciously chilled and sweet llama milk fresh from the farm far away in a galaxy caramel bar of fudge with some sliced strawberries placed all around the fudge.
Then mister Crowley played epic kickball with his awesome shoes which were purple like a chicken with very large and very cold feet, as it was not completely uncommon to hear of because they were made by the corporate scumbags who like making chocolate. But this chocolate was actually the dirt of a grease monkey who likes to eat and sleep all day long, but a bloody Wobbuffet has no patience because a bumbling oaf chose to eat a raging bears intestines as it was filled with sweet delicious furry and rash from the depths of the abyss in my soul. The cute little army of dark rainbow ponies with diamonds and other very cool and yet distinctly shimmering blue Pegasus with coins glowed like a rainbow storm in a large rainbow unicorns because that’s pretty manly because unicorns are about as awesome as me and that’s saying a pig can fly.
STORY 3
Once upon a time in a mystical land afar far away where dragons roamed the endless robotic suburbs some stuff happened with hot babes and copius amounts of machineguns and sweet maple syrup and lazy robots in full regalia of high school outfits of the Japanese because Japanese outfits are apparently sailor but look incredibly bad on middle-aged hairy men who got nothing to eat but soap. And after that, they went partying all night but someone hid skittles and danced in front of the panda cub for money because of rainbows and unicorns that appeared in mother's toilet bowl before it attacked Cloud and Pandora because they were secret lovers which wanted to make a pact so that they could eat Kuro who really tasted quite sexilicious. Then suddenly, a big radioactive banana dropped out from a melon that ate your eyes. Although they were delicious and delectable Fruit loops that fell from a bra which is worn by only a couple of squirrels in a little town in rainbow jellybean world. However they ate only red apples for the lolz that is why they are now in Unlucky's bedroom, who is wondering what happens to the march hare when Poseidon is raging over his deadly body of coagulated flesh and bring it on.
"Come at me bro!", said Crack. But no one dares to slap his so cute and funny while he drew on Rin's ass. A butterfly with a brick on his big powerful wand which he ate before exploding like a big fluff ball of chicken feathers, but the rain caused an unfortunate tsunami that makes the end of the line for Degree but was revived. No revive. Kill! What are you blabbering about you son of a dog in heaven? When there are weird masks floating in a great beautiful fantastic kingdom of Rabbit Doubt. Kuro became a wolf not completely enveloped by Echi's Flyleaf song which which was equal to 1000000000000000000000000000000000 atomic bombs.... Page 22
Notes:
Over time the number of words doesn’t add up to a multiple of 3, so yeah >__>
