Post by Maou on May 27, 2011 2:51:31 GMT -5
So you have a stalker, but she/he (rare) is kinda cute and you do have a lot less people giving you a hard time recently. You may have a Yandere with an intrest in You.
Well the first thing to decide is if you really really want this kind of relationship. Yandere relationships are perminate, not engagement perminate, not even wedding perminate, those things you can leave. Yandere relationships are really really till death dose you part.
So you dicided that she/he is cute enough for the commitment, Good for You. The following arerules to live by rules to keep you living in your new found yandere relationship.
1.) You must become a person who can accept almost anything. -- People will get hurt around you, some may even die. Learn to live with it a good yandere will never leave anything that could lead back to you so don't worry.
2.) Enjoy the benifits. -- While yanderes generally suffer in the sanity area they do make excellent home makers. Think of it as a magic spell that gives -100000000000 sanity for +1000 in cooking, cleaning, and even love making.
3.) Be prepared to lose friends and relatives. -- anyone you talk to reguarly or even sometimes, have ever dated, knows you better then your yandere dose (if that is even possible), or sometimes just makes eye contact with you will be taken by your yandere as a threat and someone who will steal her precious you away from her/him. If you like the person lose their number, never run into them, and never speak of them in fornt of your yandere. If you do not like the person do all those things and they will be gone soon and very permanently.
4.) Feed your yandere regularly. -- No I am not not talking food. Honestly she will go for days and days without it if she/he thinks that having some may deprive you even a little. Yanderes live on contact with their loved ones. You are her/his food, water, and even air.
Ok, now we have the 4 most important rules why are they necessary. Well Yanderes are crazy, crazy in love with you. The biggest problem a yandere will ever face is that she/he will always belive that she/he is not good enough for you. Remember a good yandere will never let you see the blood on her/his hands but she/he will always know that it is there. If a yandere ever feels that she/he may lose you, the she/he will take drastic measures to fix the situation. Honestly this is the only time you really need to fear your yandere, because the more unstable she/he becomes the more drastic and potentially dangerous the measures can be.
If you have any questions feel free to ask.
Well the first thing to decide is if you really really want this kind of relationship. Yandere relationships are perminate, not engagement perminate, not even wedding perminate, those things you can leave. Yandere relationships are really really till death dose you part.
So you dicided that she/he is cute enough for the commitment, Good for You. The following are
1.) You must become a person who can accept almost anything. -- People will get hurt around you, some may even die. Learn to live with it a good yandere will never leave anything that could lead back to you so don't worry.
2.) Enjoy the benifits. -- While yanderes generally suffer in the sanity area they do make excellent home makers. Think of it as a magic spell that gives -100000000000 sanity for +1000 in cooking, cleaning, and even love making.
3.) Be prepared to lose friends and relatives. -- anyone you talk to reguarly or even sometimes, have ever dated, knows you better then your yandere dose (if that is even possible), or sometimes just makes eye contact with you will be taken by your yandere as a threat and someone who will steal her precious you away from her/him. If you like the person lose their number, never run into them, and never speak of them in fornt of your yandere. If you do not like the person do all those things and they will be gone soon and very permanently.
4.) Feed your yandere regularly. -- No I am not not talking food. Honestly she will go for days and days without it if she/he thinks that having some may deprive you even a little. Yanderes live on contact with their loved ones. You are her/his food, water, and even air.
Ok, now we have the 4 most important rules why are they necessary. Well Yanderes are crazy, crazy in love with you. The biggest problem a yandere will ever face is that she/he will always belive that she/he is not good enough for you. Remember a good yandere will never let you see the blood on her/his hands but she/he will always know that it is there. If a yandere ever feels that she/he may lose you, the she/he will take drastic measures to fix the situation. Honestly this is the only time you really need to fear your yandere, because the more unstable she/he becomes the more drastic and potentially dangerous the measures can be.
If you have any questions feel free to ask.