Post by alterminded on Oct 25, 2011 10:42:09 GMT -5
I took a trip and I took a GPS, a map, a suitcase, a school bus, a plane, a sandwich, a kitten, a pair socks, a strawberry mango cake, an orange juice, a bag of hot fudge, a shoe, a golden spork, a rock, a pen, Earlyriser is cool, advice from a shoe salesman, a partridge in a pear tree, 101 ways to cook chicken and 45 ways to lure children into your car, after that 45 children, two turtle doves, a partridge in a pear tree, a bottle of rum, an eye-patch, a teddy bear, a handheld video-game, a small child, a jedi cat, a packet of mints, tissues for my tears, a watch, three rabbits, the wolf, my EXTREME skillz, Memnoch the Devil, a dictionary , a COMP, a cookie, a bowl of curly fries, a cake only for meh, a black violin, a sword, a nintendo 64 to play Zelda when i got to my destination, a plush ganondorf, a poking stick, a chauffeur, a limitless, shiny, gold credit card, a newspaper, a toothbrush, a year's supply of ramen, a loyal butler that does wat ever i wish , a Batmobile, a flamethrower to lighten the load, an easter basket, goldfish bowl, a psychopath, a prosthetic leg, my best friend Dillon, a computer, a spoon full of sugar, doubt manga, a fancy pair of tap shoes, a lovely little monkey, a YELLE CD, one playboy magazine, a bottle of lotion. ... for Xetka's dry skin, a coffin, TRISTAR, FINAL FANTASY XIII, a faggot, Matt Damon, a second bottle of lotion, AND A CAT TO SNIFF WHEN I FEEL LONELY that likes to lick my toes, a giraffe, willpower, soap, Rena's Machete, a Pokemon game to play during the trip, Coke and my Ipod and a jar of cookie,404 Error Not Found, can of relentless, all my favorite yaoi, a kitten for hugs, a pair of feet to exchange my feet if i feel tired XP, parrot to talk with someone, scarecrow for diguise, a book called "survive a trip for dummies, a boat, a big city slider grill as seen on TV, someone else to carry all of this stuff for me, a pocket encyclopedia, some cookies and cream ice cream, a spoon to eat it with, some napkins in case I make a mess of it while eating it, a second tub in case of running out of icecream, a freezer to store this ice cream in, a solar panel to power the freezer, an army tank, a a bucket of napalm, some sunscreen and a pair of sunglasses, magic mushrooms (because that is the only way to see the smurfs), a curling iron, and someone else life with me (the reign of the psycopath in me)